1 00:00:04,500 --> 00:00:07,093 I left all my emergency numbers in this folder here 2 00:00:07,161 --> 00:00:08,907 in case something crazy happens. 3 00:00:08,941 --> 00:00:09,670 What can happen? 4 00:00:09,704 --> 00:00:12,280 You'll only be gone a week and Chuck and I are here. 5 00:00:12,331 --> 00:00:14,212 I'll be gone for a week; you and Chuck are here. 6 00:00:14,263 --> 00:00:15,331 -Crazy happens. -[Kristin chuckles] 7 00:00:15,365 --> 00:00:17,381 Dad, I'll be fine, okay? 8 00:00:17,432 --> 00:00:18,534 You said yourself that I was ready 9 00:00:18,585 --> 00:00:20,161 to handle the store for a trial run. 10 00:00:20,212 --> 00:00:21,517 When it's something this precious, 11 00:00:21,585 --> 00:00:24,076 the thought of something going wrong really drives me crazy. 12 00:00:24,127 --> 00:00:26,076 Aw. That sounds sweet, 13 00:00:26,110 --> 00:00:28,246 but he's talking about the store. 14 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:31,195 No, I wasn't. I was talking about K... 15 00:00:31,246 --> 00:00:32,856 uh... 16 00:00:32,907 --> 00:00:34,348 Kristin. 17 00:00:34,415 --> 00:00:36,415 And what are you two standing there for? 18 00:00:36,449 --> 00:00:40,110 Oh, we've come to witness the... the passing of the Iron Throne. 19 00:00:40,161 --> 00:00:42,280 -Yeah. -The conquering of Mount Ego. 20 00:00:42,331 --> 00:00:45,212 And the breaking of your high horse. 21 00:00:45,263 --> 00:00:46,449 [Chuck laughs] 22 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:50,280 Can she control the power of the One Chair? 23 00:00:50,331 --> 00:00:52,551 Or will she simply stand? 24 00:00:52,602 --> 00:00:55,212 Okay, gentlemen, you've had your fun. 25 00:00:55,263 --> 00:00:58,093 Let's let my dad finish his instructions in peace. 26 00:00:58,161 --> 00:00:59,331 You hear her? Look at that. 27 00:00:59,381 --> 00:01:01,195 She's getting rid of us just like the old man. 28 00:01:01,246 --> 00:01:02,381 Outstanding. 29 00:01:02,432 --> 00:01:04,195 Mm-hmm. She's a natural. 30 00:01:04,246 --> 00:01:06,992 -Like Frank Sinatra Jr., only good. -[chuckles] 31 00:01:07,042 --> 00:01:09,178 Doobie-doobie... get out. 32 00:01:09,246 --> 00:01:10,297 [laughs] 33 00:01:10,348 --> 00:01:12,365 We believe in you, even if he has his doubts. 34 00:01:12,415 --> 00:01:13,670 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 35 00:01:13,704 --> 00:01:15,907 Listen, I don't have any doubts. I know you can do this. 36 00:01:15,958 --> 00:01:16,687 -Really? -Yes, yes. 37 00:01:16,754 --> 00:01:18,992 Is that why you picked the slow period for my trial run 38 00:01:19,042 --> 00:01:20,602 as Supreme Ruler? 39 00:01:20,670 --> 00:01:23,076 That's what I'm changing my title to, by the way. 40 00:01:23,127 --> 00:01:25,178 Stuff happens, honey, stuff happens. 41 00:01:25,246 --> 00:01:26,500 You know, everybody thinks they can fly the plane 42 00:01:26,551 --> 00:01:28,110 until the props stop. You remember that, right? 43 00:01:28,161 --> 00:01:29,381 -Dad, I've got this, okay? -Okay. 44 00:01:29,432 --> 00:01:31,042 If you think about it, I've been training under you 45 00:01:31,093 --> 00:01:32,263 -my entire life. -Right. 46 00:01:32,331 --> 00:01:34,161 I just don't know if you were paying attention. 47 00:01:34,212 --> 00:01:36,127 Are you gonna stand there gabbing at me all day, 48 00:01:36,178 --> 00:01:37,992 or am I gonna get some work done? 49 00:01:38,042 --> 00:01:40,110 You were paying attention. 50 00:01:40,161 --> 00:01:42,958 All right. Do well. 51 00:01:43,009 --> 00:01:45,161 Doobie-doobie... 52 00:01:45,195 --> 00:01:47,907 out. 53 00:01:47,958 --> 00:01:50,076 ♪ ♪ 54 00:01:54,297 --> 00:01:57,907 Boy, Sarah and Evelyn have really enjoyed this sandbox. 55 00:01:57,941 --> 00:01:58,466 JEN: Hmm. 56 00:01:58,517 --> 00:02:00,415 Everyone likes a private beach. 57 00:02:00,449 --> 00:02:01,704 Zuckerberg's is on Kauai-- 58 00:02:01,754 --> 00:02:04,127 which, ironically, is public knowledge on the Internet. 59 00:02:04,178 --> 00:02:05,788 VANESSA: Oh. [chuckles] 60 00:02:06,348 --> 00:02:08,195 Yeah, but now they're running around a lot more, 61 00:02:08,246 --> 00:02:10,941 I-I think they need something more active. 62 00:02:10,992 --> 00:02:12,246 A jungle gym? 63 00:02:12,297 --> 00:02:15,348 Or, more correctly, a jungle "Jill"? 64 00:02:15,415 --> 00:02:17,212 I was thinking more of a seesaw. 65 00:02:17,263 --> 00:02:19,432 I mean, the girls love it at the park. 66 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:20,992 -Hey, Mrs. B. -VANESSA: Hey. 67 00:02:21,042 --> 00:02:22,924 Hey. I got your text. What's up? 68 00:02:22,992 --> 00:02:24,195 Um, we were thinking of 69 00:02:24,246 --> 00:02:26,178 upgrading the girls' play area. 70 00:02:26,246 --> 00:02:29,009 Oh, like a rocket ship, with flames on the side? 71 00:02:29,076 --> 00:02:31,432 We're thinking jungle Jill. 72 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:35,076 No, actually, we were thinking seesaw. 73 00:02:35,110 --> 00:02:37,992 I mean, all kids enjoy a seesaw. 74 00:02:38,026 --> 00:02:39,127 Not all kids. 75 00:02:39,178 --> 00:02:40,348 Not the kids left dangling in the air 76 00:02:40,415 --> 00:02:43,754 because they weigh less than all the other kids. 77 00:02:44,365 --> 00:02:47,042 I'm guessing. 78 00:02:47,670 --> 00:02:51,042 Well, you know, all kids enjoy rocket ships. 79 00:02:51,093 --> 00:02:52,500 Even the light ones. 80 00:02:52,551 --> 00:02:55,670 Because in space, everybody is weightless. 81 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:58,280 Well, I-I think the point is to tucker them out. 82 00:02:58,331 --> 00:03:00,992 And in a rocket ship, you just sit there. 83 00:03:01,042 --> 00:03:02,263 But a seesaw, it's a-- 84 00:03:02,331 --> 00:03:05,161 it's a vigorous regimen of squat thrusts. 85 00:03:05,212 --> 00:03:07,076 Hey, guys. 86 00:03:07,110 --> 00:03:08,161 Hey. Hey, oh, hi. 87 00:03:08,212 --> 00:03:09,551 -How'd it go with Kris? -[snorts] 88 00:03:09,602 --> 00:03:12,415 Well, Kris has been the acting CEO for 30 minutes 89 00:03:12,449 --> 00:03:14,161 -and she's killing it. -Ah. 90 00:03:14,195 --> 00:03:15,585 So, what are we doing here? 91 00:03:15,636 --> 00:03:18,297 We're talking about building something for the girls. 92 00:03:18,348 --> 00:03:19,585 Oh. I have a week off 93 00:03:19,619 --> 00:03:21,280 and now I've got a big construction project, right? 94 00:03:21,331 --> 00:03:22,805 No, no, no, honey, we don't need your help. 95 00:03:22,856 --> 00:03:25,331 -I am going to be the project manager on this one. -MIKE: Oh. 96 00:03:25,365 --> 00:03:26,551 -Perfect. -VANESSA: Yeah. 97 00:03:26,602 --> 00:03:28,500 But just remember, construction's not like cooking. 98 00:03:28,534 --> 00:03:31,737 You can't solve everything with salt. 99 00:03:37,076 --> 00:03:38,297 No, don't trust him. 100 00:03:38,348 --> 00:03:40,958 He doesn't love you, he loves chess. 101 00:03:42,246 --> 00:03:43,246 Hey. Kyle here? 102 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:44,280 No. Shh. 103 00:03:44,331 --> 00:03:46,009 Oh. You're watching that miniseries 104 00:03:46,076 --> 00:03:47,195 about the girl who plays chess? 105 00:03:47,246 --> 00:03:48,924 It's amazing. 106 00:03:48,992 --> 00:03:50,195 Oof! 107 00:03:51,331 --> 00:03:53,093 You have something you want to say? 108 00:03:53,161 --> 00:03:55,839 Oh, no. No, no. Enjoy. 109 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:59,754 It's just that it has a lot of inaccuracies. 110 00:04:00,246 --> 00:04:02,195 Well, I think it's super fun. 111 00:04:02,246 --> 00:04:04,212 Uh, yeah. I imagine it would be super fun 112 00:04:04,263 --> 00:04:06,348 for somebody that knows nothing about chess, 113 00:04:06,415 --> 00:04:08,161 but, uh, for me, no fun. 114 00:04:08,195 --> 00:04:11,907 'Cause I know so much about chess. 115 00:04:11,958 --> 00:04:13,788 Uh-huh. 116 00:04:13,839 --> 00:04:14,551 Yep. 117 00:04:14,602 --> 00:04:17,839 Won more than a few tournaments back in Canada. 118 00:04:17,907 --> 00:04:19,076 Few trophies. 119 00:04:19,110 --> 00:04:20,602 Mom had to buy a new shelf. 120 00:04:20,670 --> 00:04:24,195 Wow, I... I didn't realize you were so good. 121 00:04:24,246 --> 00:04:26,365 Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't like to brag. 122 00:04:26,415 --> 00:04:28,246 I mean, I-I would teach you, 123 00:04:28,297 --> 00:04:30,280 but honestly, even with an expert like me, 124 00:04:30,331 --> 00:04:32,280 it would probably take years to get you to a level 125 00:04:32,331 --> 00:04:35,127 where it would even be fun to beat you. 126 00:04:35,619 --> 00:04:38,076 Okay. Well, if you don't think you can teach me... 127 00:04:38,127 --> 00:04:40,178 Oh, no, no. I can. I can. 128 00:04:40,246 --> 00:04:41,585 I mean, actually, it'd probably be, uh, 129 00:04:41,636 --> 00:04:44,381 wasting this wealth of knowledge to not share it with you. 130 00:04:44,432 --> 00:04:46,822 Great. I'm excited. 131 00:04:46,873 --> 00:04:47,602 Me, too. 132 00:04:47,670 --> 00:04:50,822 It's been, uh, been a while since I pushed ivory. 133 00:04:51,297 --> 00:04:52,449 Slid glass. 134 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:55,161 Waltzed with the wooden queen. 135 00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:59,093 Ah, it's chess slang. You'll learn. 136 00:05:00,009 --> 00:05:02,822 ♪ 137 00:05:10,212 --> 00:05:12,093 I was wondering how long it would take you 138 00:05:12,161 --> 00:05:13,280 to check on your daughter. 139 00:05:13,331 --> 00:05:16,110 I'm not checking on her, I'm-I'm checking on you. 140 00:05:16,161 --> 00:05:18,839 So... how's she doing? 141 00:05:19,331 --> 00:05:22,178 I think she's got what it takes, Mikey. 142 00:05:22,246 --> 00:05:24,449 Yeah, she's like a young, pretty version of you. 143 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:27,415 I'm a young, pretty version of me. 144 00:05:27,449 --> 00:05:29,381 She's been all over the store, 145 00:05:29,432 --> 00:05:32,161 speaking to the staff, asking questions, reading reports. 146 00:05:32,212 --> 00:05:34,449 It's like-- like we used to, remember? 147 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:36,924 I still have a lot of questions. 148 00:05:36,992 --> 00:05:38,348 Like, for instance... 149 00:05:38,415 --> 00:05:41,042 what do you do around here? 150 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:45,042 Hey, boss. 151 00:05:45,093 --> 00:05:47,992 Hey, Dad. That was quick. 152 00:05:48,026 --> 00:05:49,161 Well, a little bird told me 153 00:05:49,212 --> 00:05:50,432 you're already kicking butt in here. 154 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:52,348 [laughs] That little bird, uh, 155 00:05:52,415 --> 00:05:54,212 still staring at the donuts? 156 00:05:54,263 --> 00:05:55,941 Yep. Still is. 157 00:05:55,992 --> 00:05:57,924 Right out... 158 00:05:57,992 --> 00:05:59,178 You moved my tanks. 159 00:05:59,246 --> 00:06:02,212 Yeah. I didn't think you would mind. 160 00:06:02,263 --> 00:06:04,042 You'd be wrong. 161 00:06:04,585 --> 00:06:06,297 Well, I haven't heard from you in a week, 162 00:06:06,348 --> 00:06:08,941 so, uh, I'm assuming that everything's going okay. 163 00:06:08,992 --> 00:06:10,992 Uh... yeah. Yeah. 164 00:06:11,042 --> 00:06:13,331 It's a... it's a lot to take in. 165 00:06:13,381 --> 00:06:14,602 Ah, I wouldn't know about that, 166 00:06:14,670 --> 00:06:17,907 since I've only run the store for 30 years. 167 00:06:17,941 --> 00:06:18,551 [chuckles] 168 00:06:18,602 --> 00:06:22,432 Uh, I am dealing with a... situation. 169 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:25,212 Um... But I'll just, I'll just figure it out, I guess. 170 00:06:25,263 --> 00:06:27,297 No, no. No, that's all right. What's the problem? 171 00:06:27,348 --> 00:06:29,246 Oh, no. Not-not a problem. 172 00:06:29,297 --> 00:06:30,992 Um... 173 00:06:31,042 --> 00:06:32,415 Just... a question 174 00:06:32,466 --> 00:06:33,636 -about something. -Hey, perfect. 175 00:06:33,687 --> 00:06:35,534 Perfect. You've got questions, I've got answers. 176 00:06:35,585 --> 00:06:37,195 I'm standing right here. We could do it now, 177 00:06:37,246 --> 00:06:38,992 or we could talk about it next Monday. 178 00:06:39,026 --> 00:06:41,788 I-It can probably wait. 179 00:06:42,246 --> 00:06:44,110 Wait a minute. Is this about firing Ed? 180 00:06:44,161 --> 00:06:45,280 -[exhales] -No. 181 00:06:45,331 --> 00:06:46,381 We can't fire Ed. 182 00:06:46,432 --> 00:06:48,009 I think about it all the time. 183 00:06:48,076 --> 00:06:49,093 No, can't do it. 184 00:06:49,161 --> 00:06:50,331 -Yeah, it's not about Ed. -Okay. 185 00:06:50,365 --> 00:06:51,381 It's-it's about Chuck. 186 00:06:51,432 --> 00:06:52,636 Chuck? Oh... [mutters] 187 00:06:52,687 --> 00:06:56,009 Forget about... You probably heard me bust his balls. 188 00:06:56,076 --> 00:06:57,280 We do that all the time. 189 00:06:57,331 --> 00:06:59,178 Nobody works harder than Chuck around here. 190 00:06:59,246 --> 00:07:01,263 -Other than me. Chuck is great. -[chuckles] 191 00:07:01,331 --> 00:07:02,500 -It's all good. -Yeah, no, I know he's great. 192 00:07:02,551 --> 00:07:04,246 I'm going through the security reports 193 00:07:04,297 --> 00:07:05,331 for shoplifting incidents 194 00:07:05,381 --> 00:07:07,534 and he's really, really thorough. 195 00:07:07,585 --> 00:07:10,026 -Yes. -You know, like really detailed. 196 00:07:10,076 --> 00:07:11,212 [chuckling]: It's great. 197 00:07:11,263 --> 00:07:14,110 So what... what's the problem with that? 198 00:07:14,619 --> 00:07:16,720 Honey, I've been running this store a long time. 199 00:07:16,771 --> 00:07:19,856 There isn't one issue that I haven't come up against, okay? 200 00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:21,026 So what is it? 201 00:07:21,992 --> 00:07:24,195 I think Chuck's a racist. 202 00:07:24,246 --> 00:07:26,754 That's a new one. 203 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:36,297 I might have to sit down for this one. 204 00:07:36,348 --> 00:07:38,381 -Mm. -Okay, so... 205 00:07:38,432 --> 00:07:41,127 you think Chuck is a racist. 206 00:07:41,178 --> 00:07:43,534 No, no, I'm not, I'm not saying he is one. 207 00:07:43,585 --> 00:07:46,110 I'm just concerned about something 208 00:07:46,161 --> 00:07:49,297 that makes me think he-he might be. 209 00:07:49,348 --> 00:07:50,636 [chuckling]: Oh. 210 00:07:50,687 --> 00:07:52,500 You're probably talking about the nickname he uses for me. 211 00:07:52,534 --> 00:07:56,246 He only says that 'cause he knows how much I love saltines. 212 00:07:56,297 --> 00:07:57,449 [laughs] No. 213 00:07:57,500 --> 00:07:59,500 No, I-I don't think he's racist against white people. 214 00:07:59,551 --> 00:08:02,771 I-It's about how he treats Black people. 215 00:08:03,212 --> 00:08:04,500 You-you know Chuck is a Black person? 216 00:08:04,534 --> 00:08:07,331 -Mm. -I'm-I'm sure you probably are aware of that. 217 00:08:07,365 --> 00:08:08,670 When there's a shoplifting incident, 218 00:08:08,704 --> 00:08:10,517 it looks like Chuck has two different approaches. 219 00:08:10,585 --> 00:08:13,585 One for white kids, and one for Black kids. 220 00:08:13,619 --> 00:08:16,076 Teenage shoplifters, you're talking about? 221 00:08:16,110 --> 00:08:17,280 Yeah, mostly teenagers. 222 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:18,704 Right. So what's the different approach you see? 223 00:08:18,754 --> 00:08:21,093 Well, when a white kid gets stopped, it's really quick-- 224 00:08:21,161 --> 00:08:22,246 the stuff they took gets recovered, 225 00:08:22,297 --> 00:08:23,500 and then they get banned from the store. 226 00:08:23,534 --> 00:08:25,263 -Right, that's store policy. -Yeah. 227 00:08:25,331 --> 00:08:26,754 Same policy we kick people out of the store that say, 228 00:08:26,788 --> 00:08:29,280 -"Hey, you. Workin' hard? Or hardly workin'?" -[chuckles] 229 00:08:29,331 --> 00:08:31,534 And when it's a Black kid, it's the same thing, 230 00:08:31,585 --> 00:08:35,365 except, um, well, then he also takes them up 231 00:08:35,415 --> 00:08:37,263 to the interview room, sometimes for an hour. 232 00:08:37,331 --> 00:08:39,127 What do you think he's doing up there? 233 00:08:39,178 --> 00:08:41,127 Hitting 'em with a sock full of pennies? 234 00:08:41,178 --> 00:08:42,500 No, stop that. I don't know. 235 00:08:42,534 --> 00:08:44,500 I don't know. It's not in here. 236 00:08:44,551 --> 00:08:46,365 Well, what do you think the problem is? 237 00:08:46,415 --> 00:08:49,941 It's unequal treatment based off of race, Dad. 238 00:08:49,992 --> 00:08:51,195 Okay. 239 00:08:51,246 --> 00:08:53,907 So what did Chuck say when you asked him about that? 240 00:08:53,958 --> 00:08:55,263 What? 241 00:08:55,331 --> 00:08:57,161 I-I haven't. 242 00:08:57,195 --> 00:08:59,161 I mean, uh, uh, not-not yet. 243 00:08:59,195 --> 00:09:00,992 You're going to ask him, though, right? 244 00:09:01,042 --> 00:09:02,415 I-I... 245 00:09:02,449 --> 00:09:05,178 Yeah. Yeah, I-I suppose. 246 00:09:05,246 --> 00:09:07,093 Good, good. Yeah. 247 00:09:08,246 --> 00:09:10,161 It's just really awkward, you know? 248 00:09:10,212 --> 00:09:13,009 Sure. Sure, that'll be awkward. 249 00:09:13,076 --> 00:09:14,500 Chuck is a good friend of mine. 250 00:09:14,534 --> 00:09:16,331 And-and he's been a big supporter 251 00:09:16,381 --> 00:09:18,297 of me training to take over the store. 252 00:09:18,348 --> 00:09:20,500 -Yes, he has. -I don't know what to do. 253 00:09:20,551 --> 00:09:22,466 I think you do know what to do, 254 00:09:22,517 --> 00:09:24,246 you just don't want to do it. 255 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:27,178 Sitting in that chair is not as easy as it looks. 256 00:09:28,466 --> 00:09:31,076 -Try to enjoy your day. -Ah. 257 00:09:34,161 --> 00:09:35,415 So, again, the rook can only move 258 00:09:35,449 --> 00:09:38,161 on the parallel and perpendicular axes of the board. 259 00:09:38,212 --> 00:09:39,907 Okay, can we just play, please? 260 00:09:39,941 --> 00:09:40,432 I think I have it. 261 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:42,263 I don't think you do, okay? 262 00:09:42,331 --> 00:09:44,822 This is not Go Fish. 263 00:09:45,365 --> 00:09:47,127 The little one can only go forward, 264 00:09:47,178 --> 00:09:49,246 the fancy pepper grinder goes diagonal, 265 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:51,365 and the horsey does a one, two step. 266 00:09:51,415 --> 00:09:53,246 Let's play, please. 267 00:09:53,297 --> 00:09:54,415 [sighs] Okay. 268 00:09:54,449 --> 00:09:56,992 I will try and take it easy on you. 269 00:10:00,992 --> 00:10:03,704 [chuckling] 270 00:10:07,331 --> 00:10:09,212 MANDY [singsongy]: One, two step. 271 00:10:09,263 --> 00:10:11,737 [neighs] 272 00:10:19,585 --> 00:10:21,941 What's wrong? Did I do something wrong? 273 00:10:21,992 --> 00:10:24,212 No, you... 274 00:10:24,263 --> 00:10:26,856 won. 275 00:10:26,907 --> 00:10:29,263 Really? How? 276 00:10:29,331 --> 00:10:31,042 With the bishop... 277 00:10:31,093 --> 00:10:32,992 Ah! The pepper grinder. 278 00:10:33,042 --> 00:10:34,941 Okay. You know what? 279 00:10:34,992 --> 00:10:36,195 This happens. 280 00:10:36,246 --> 00:10:38,449 Sometimes the boldness of an unexperienced player 281 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:40,280 can result in a fluke win. 282 00:10:40,331 --> 00:10:41,907 Let's just play again. 283 00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:43,076 Okay. 284 00:10:43,127 --> 00:10:45,822 [as king]: Everyone back to position. 285 00:10:45,873 --> 00:10:47,958 [neighs] 286 00:10:48,009 --> 00:10:49,280 [laughs] 287 00:10:49,331 --> 00:10:50,432 Okay, watch this. 288 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:52,822 My castle's going to kill your king. 289 00:10:52,873 --> 00:10:54,992 [babbling] 290 00:10:55,042 --> 00:10:56,907 Sorry, sire. 291 00:10:56,941 --> 00:10:57,958 [giggling] 292 00:10:58,009 --> 00:11:00,127 [inhales deeply] 293 00:11:00,178 --> 00:11:02,161 Again. 294 00:11:10,348 --> 00:11:12,449 Impossible. 295 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:15,246 [laughing]: This is so fun. You want to play again? 296 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:17,026 No. 297 00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:18,941 I have to... 298 00:11:18,992 --> 00:11:20,754 go. 299 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:24,466 Are you sure? I-I-I was really getting the hang 300 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,161 of this "pushing ivory" thing. 301 00:11:28,212 --> 00:11:30,737 ♪ 302 00:11:31,263 --> 00:11:34,331 And then you run this threaded rod through here 303 00:11:34,381 --> 00:11:38,093 and just place the washers and nuts on the exterior faces. 304 00:11:38,161 --> 00:11:39,331 Wow. How do you know all this? 305 00:11:39,381 --> 00:11:42,432 Oh, look, Kyle, six years of graduate school. 306 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:45,331 And seven minutes on the Internet. 307 00:11:45,365 --> 00:11:47,941 "Search term: how to build a seesaw." 308 00:11:47,992 --> 00:11:49,110 -Yeah. -Nice. 309 00:11:49,161 --> 00:11:50,432 Hey, look, don't tell Mike. 310 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,602 He hates it he had to learn everything the hard way 311 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:55,195 and it's available at the touch of a button. 312 00:11:56,110 --> 00:11:57,381 Yeah, well, I had a thought. 313 00:11:57,432 --> 00:11:59,500 A-And just.... just hear me out. 314 00:11:59,551 --> 00:12:04,263 But what if the seesaw was on a rocket ship? 315 00:12:04,670 --> 00:12:07,178 Look, it's-it's... it's kind of an either-or. 316 00:12:07,246 --> 00:12:10,161 So either we build a seesaw 317 00:12:10,212 --> 00:12:13,246 or we build something silly like your idea. 318 00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:14,822 [chuckles] 319 00:12:15,432 --> 00:12:18,161 -Hey. Hey, guys. -Hey. Hey. Hi. 320 00:12:18,195 --> 00:12:20,280 What, uh... what's in the box? 321 00:12:20,331 --> 00:12:21,585 One of my tanks from work. 322 00:12:21,636 --> 00:12:25,263 Somebody snapped the .50 caliber right off my Sherman. 323 00:12:25,331 --> 00:12:27,415 Okay. All right. Sorry I asked. [chuckles] 324 00:12:27,466 --> 00:12:30,263 Well, I'm-I'm gonna take off, but, uh, you know what? 325 00:12:30,331 --> 00:12:32,331 Maybe I'm gonna print out some pictures of rocket ships, 326 00:12:32,365 --> 00:12:34,500 you know, just to help you see what I'm talking about. 327 00:12:34,551 --> 00:12:36,585 Yeah, that-that would be very helpful, Kyle, 328 00:12:36,636 --> 00:12:40,076 because as a scientist, I've never seen a rocket ship. 329 00:12:40,992 --> 00:12:42,178 What's up here? 330 00:12:42,246 --> 00:12:43,670 Wow. Is he like that at work? 331 00:12:43,704 --> 00:12:47,992 He gets an idea in his head, and he just won't let it go. 332 00:12:48,042 --> 00:12:49,348 -What was his idea? -[sighs] 333 00:12:49,415 --> 00:12:52,178 He wants to build a rocket ship instead of a seesaw. 334 00:12:52,246 --> 00:12:54,365 -Oh. -Please, it's basically 335 00:12:54,415 --> 00:12:57,212 a gazebo with flames on the side. 336 00:12:57,754 --> 00:13:01,026 Did he tell you why he wanted to build a rocket ship? 337 00:13:01,076 --> 00:13:02,161 Hmm? Yeah, no, of cour... 338 00:13:02,195 --> 00:13:03,924 Right, uh... Wait. Why? 339 00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:05,161 He didn't tell you? 340 00:13:05,212 --> 00:13:06,280 Well, I... Yeah. 341 00:13:06,331 --> 00:13:07,551 I don't know. Maybe. 342 00:13:07,602 --> 00:13:10,873 You-you tell me, and I'll see if I remember. 343 00:13:11,348 --> 00:13:13,534 His dad told him he'd build him a rocket ship 344 00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:16,263 right before he left and never came back. 345 00:13:16,331 --> 00:13:17,348 [gasps softly] 346 00:13:17,415 --> 00:13:19,331 Oh, boy. Oh, boy, wow. 347 00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:21,365 I would've remembered that. I... 348 00:13:21,415 --> 00:13:23,331 Yeah, he probably wants to build something for Sarah 349 00:13:23,381 --> 00:13:26,093 as a way of telling Sarah that he's never gonna leave. 350 00:13:26,161 --> 00:13:27,449 [sighs] Of course he does. 351 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:29,212 Right. So, what did you say 352 00:13:29,263 --> 00:13:32,737 when he said he wanted to build a rocket ship? 353 00:13:35,992 --> 00:13:38,026 I... I mean, I... 354 00:13:39,093 --> 00:13:41,263 -I said it was silly. -Ah. 355 00:13:41,704 --> 00:13:44,246 Well, you know, you know, there's always the seesaw. 356 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:46,195 People love them. They-they got their ups 357 00:13:46,246 --> 00:13:48,076 -and-and their downs. -[groans] 358 00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:52,127 You... honey, honey, you got this. 359 00:13:59,246 --> 00:14:01,026 Hey. Kristin? 360 00:14:01,076 --> 00:14:02,212 Thank you for coming. 361 00:14:02,263 --> 00:14:03,924 Uh, have a seat. 362 00:14:03,992 --> 00:14:05,263 Damn. [chuckles] 363 00:14:05,331 --> 00:14:07,415 This is like being called into the principal's office 364 00:14:07,466 --> 00:14:09,415 for getting in trouble. 365 00:14:09,466 --> 00:14:12,941 No, no, no, no trouble. 366 00:14:12,992 --> 00:14:14,381 No, just, um... 367 00:14:14,432 --> 00:14:17,415 I was going through your incident reports, and... 368 00:14:17,466 --> 00:14:20,331 Uh, well, great job, by the way. 369 00:14:20,365 --> 00:14:22,246 -Thanks. -Yeah. 370 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:23,992 But? 371 00:14:24,026 --> 00:14:25,195 [sighs] 372 00:14:25,246 --> 00:14:28,178 Okay, I-I happened to... to identify a trend 373 00:14:28,246 --> 00:14:31,331 in which you seem to allocate attention 374 00:14:31,381 --> 00:14:35,076 to incidents disproportionately 375 00:14:35,110 --> 00:14:39,093 when the party involved belongs... 376 00:14:39,161 --> 00:14:42,161 to a specific demographic. [chuckles] 377 00:14:43,076 --> 00:14:45,195 Say that again. 378 00:14:46,670 --> 00:14:50,907 You hold Black kids who shoplift longer than you hold white kids. 379 00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:52,856 Oh. 380 00:14:52,907 --> 00:14:54,771 Yeah. 381 00:14:56,009 --> 00:14:58,127 Anything else? 382 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:02,042 And it needs to stop. 383 00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:06,093 No. 384 00:15:06,992 --> 00:15:08,246 Well... u-um, 385 00:15:08,297 --> 00:15:10,551 you don't think treating people differently 386 00:15:10,602 --> 00:15:13,754 because of their race is a problem? 387 00:15:14,161 --> 00:15:16,178 Here's the problem. 388 00:15:16,585 --> 00:15:18,500 Black kids don't have the same luxury 389 00:15:18,534 --> 00:15:20,381 to make mistakes as other kids. 390 00:15:20,432 --> 00:15:21,754 Yeah, yeah, I know, but... 391 00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:24,534 A-And the next time one of these kids deals with the law, 392 00:15:24,585 --> 00:15:27,212 the consequences may be far more serious 393 00:15:27,263 --> 00:15:29,517 than being banned from a store. 394 00:15:29,585 --> 00:15:31,415 I may be the last person of authority 395 00:15:31,449 --> 00:15:33,195 who encounters these kids 396 00:15:33,246 --> 00:15:36,178 who actually takes the time to talk with them. 397 00:15:37,331 --> 00:15:41,026 So... no, I... 398 00:15:41,076 --> 00:15:44,026 I can't stop. 399 00:15:44,619 --> 00:15:47,415 -I never thought of that. -[chuckles softly] 400 00:15:47,449 --> 00:15:49,432 Uh, what'd you think? 401 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:52,297 I was being racist? [laughs] 402 00:15:52,348 --> 00:15:53,585 [both laughing] 403 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:56,958 -Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought. -Okay... 404 00:15:58,246 --> 00:15:59,500 [sighs] My gosh. 405 00:15:59,534 --> 00:16:02,348 My first week in charge, and I totally blew it. 406 00:16:02,415 --> 00:16:06,331 [chuckles] I guess I-I'm... I'm not ready for the big chair. 407 00:16:06,381 --> 00:16:07,500 Man, being in the big chair 408 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,161 is not about having all the answers. 409 00:16:09,195 --> 00:16:11,110 It's about having the courage 410 00:16:11,161 --> 00:16:15,093 and the willingness to go find them. 411 00:16:15,992 --> 00:16:17,195 Thank you. 412 00:16:17,246 --> 00:16:19,263 You're welcome. 413 00:16:19,331 --> 00:16:22,110 [grunts] Oh, and, uh... 414 00:16:22,619 --> 00:16:25,822 ...you are doing a great job, little lady. 415 00:16:27,042 --> 00:16:29,195 [chuckles] "Little lady"? 416 00:16:29,754 --> 00:16:33,856 Sit down, Chuck. We have to have a little chat about sexism. 417 00:16:33,907 --> 00:16:35,212 Oh. 418 00:16:35,263 --> 00:16:37,822 [laughing] 419 00:16:38,822 --> 00:16:40,839 ♪ 420 00:16:41,449 --> 00:16:45,076 She went there, and... 421 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,297 How? 422 00:16:48,348 --> 00:16:50,280 Hi. What's the emergency? 423 00:16:50,331 --> 00:16:52,415 Oh, uh, sit down. I've been doing some thinking. 424 00:16:52,449 --> 00:16:55,432 O-Okay, so no emergency. 425 00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:57,432 I finally figured out what happened. 426 00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:00,992 It's rare, but what happened was, uh, 427 00:17:01,042 --> 00:17:03,009 you got lucky. 428 00:17:03,907 --> 00:17:05,178 Every game? 429 00:17:05,246 --> 00:17:06,297 Yeah. Yeah. 430 00:17:06,348 --> 00:17:08,212 Technically, it's statistically possible 431 00:17:08,263 --> 00:17:12,009 and, uh, really the only explanation. 432 00:17:12,076 --> 00:17:13,331 Well, I have another. 433 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,195 I'm better at chess than you. 434 00:17:15,246 --> 00:17:17,381 I was a junior grand master in Canada. Okay? 435 00:17:17,432 --> 00:17:19,415 I won a 16-and-under tournament when I was 11. 436 00:17:19,466 --> 00:17:21,195 I... You call it a pepper grinder! 437 00:17:21,246 --> 00:17:22,263 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 438 00:17:22,331 --> 00:17:24,110 No yelling unless there's football on. 439 00:17:24,161 --> 00:17:25,466 There's no football. What's the yelling? 440 00:17:25,517 --> 00:17:27,161 -Sorry. -What's going on? 441 00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:29,042 Ryan just taught me how to play chess, 442 00:17:29,093 --> 00:17:30,551 and he's mad because I beat him. 443 00:17:30,602 --> 00:17:33,263 There's no shame in losing a chess game, you know... 444 00:17:33,331 --> 00:17:35,907 or two. 445 00:17:35,941 --> 00:17:37,280 Three? 446 00:17:37,331 --> 00:17:38,941 Ouch. 447 00:17:38,992 --> 00:17:40,009 MANDY: Yeah. 448 00:17:40,076 --> 00:17:41,466 Three in a row. 449 00:17:41,517 --> 00:17:43,348 I guess I'm just a natural. 450 00:17:43,415 --> 00:17:45,365 Yeah. That's what it is. 451 00:17:45,415 --> 00:17:47,246 [scoffs] It was luck, okay? 452 00:17:47,297 --> 00:17:49,246 I am a very skilled player, and you are... 453 00:17:49,297 --> 00:17:51,992 well, you know, you're... you're you. 454 00:17:52,754 --> 00:17:56,822 I think it's time for you to get off your high horsey, eh? 455 00:17:56,856 --> 00:17:58,415 [neighs] 456 00:17:58,449 --> 00:18:01,110 -[Ryan groans] -Bye. 457 00:18:03,941 --> 00:18:05,110 What? 458 00:18:05,602 --> 00:18:08,585 At what point are you going to tell him 459 00:18:08,636 --> 00:18:12,839 that I taught you how to play chess like 20 years ago? 460 00:18:13,839 --> 00:18:14,958 Did you? 461 00:18:15,365 --> 00:18:18,246 We played like every night until you were a teenager. 462 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:20,365 Did we? 463 00:18:20,415 --> 00:18:22,195 You want to play? 464 00:18:23,907 --> 00:18:25,449 Hell yeah. 465 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,449 [British accent]: All right, King, 466 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:30,534 where do you want me to put the castle? 467 00:18:30,585 --> 00:18:33,195 [British accent]: Good evening, Your Majesty. 468 00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:35,771 ♪ ♪ 469 00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:38,263 -Hey. -Oh, hey. 470 00:18:38,331 --> 00:18:39,907 Ready to get to work? 471 00:18:39,941 --> 00:18:41,178 Yeah, sure am. 472 00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:43,348 Wait, uh, don't we just need 473 00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:46,212 one really long piece of wood to build a seesaw? 474 00:18:46,263 --> 00:18:47,585 Well, actually, slight change of plans. 475 00:18:47,636 --> 00:18:51,958 I thought we might go with a rocket ship. 476 00:18:52,009 --> 00:18:54,127 With flames on the side? 477 00:18:55,449 --> 00:18:58,161 Duh. It's a rocket ship. 478 00:18:58,212 --> 00:18:59,466 All right, we need to move these sawhorses 479 00:18:59,517 --> 00:19:01,365 a little bit closer together, and we'll need Mr. B.'s 480 00:19:01,415 --> 00:19:03,331 circular saw and his manual hinge boring machine 481 00:19:03,381 --> 00:19:04,670 and wood chisel. 482 00:19:04,704 --> 00:19:06,670 We'll start with the base, where the rocket boosters go, 483 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:10,161 then we'll do the side panels, where the flames go. 484 00:19:10,195 --> 00:19:11,873 Hello! 485 00:19:12,297 --> 00:19:14,534 Uh, I-I printed some plans off the Internet, 486 00:19:14,585 --> 00:19:17,026 in case you wanted to have a look. 487 00:19:17,076 --> 00:19:19,127 Oh, no, I... I got this. 488 00:19:19,178 --> 00:19:20,534 Yeah, and we'll also need to build handles 489 00:19:20,585 --> 00:19:22,449 to help move around in zero gravity. 490 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:25,110 Three, two, one, blastoff! 491 00:19:27,415 --> 00:19:29,992 Are you sure you're okay giving up the seesaw? 492 00:19:30,042 --> 00:19:31,754 You seem a little sad. 493 00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:33,093 No. 494 00:19:33,161 --> 00:19:35,381 I'm really happy. [chuckles] 495 00:19:35,432 --> 00:19:37,551 All right, come on, come on. Let's-let's get to work. 496 00:19:37,602 --> 00:19:40,992 This thing's not gonna build itself. 497 00:19:42,076 --> 00:19:44,178 ♪ 498 00:19:45,110 --> 00:19:47,161 Hey, Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man. 499 00:19:47,212 --> 00:19:49,110 At least that's how it appears, right? 500 00:19:49,161 --> 00:19:51,432 I look like Baxter. I sound like Baxter. 501 00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:53,331 But as hunters, we're always messing 502 00:19:53,381 --> 00:19:55,297 with appearance versus reality. 503 00:19:55,348 --> 00:19:56,720 It's called camouflage. 504 00:19:56,771 --> 00:20:01,161 We wear camo so we appear to be part of the harmless landscape. 505 00:20:01,195 --> 00:20:03,466 But in reality, we're an apex predator 506 00:20:03,517 --> 00:20:05,500 who has already made the blackberry sauce 507 00:20:05,534 --> 00:20:07,466 for the venison who thinks we're a tree. 508 00:20:07,517 --> 00:20:09,449 -[chuckles] Pow. -[gunshot sound effect] 509 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,331 We're hunters. We can't be trusted. 510 00:20:11,365 --> 00:20:13,381 By the time the duck is flirting with the decoy 511 00:20:13,432 --> 00:20:15,466 -[duck quacks] -and it's not quacking back... 512 00:20:15,517 --> 00:20:18,110 [mimics gunshot] ...too late, ducky. 513 00:20:18,161 --> 00:20:20,076 Of course, it's not just in the wild 514 00:20:20,110 --> 00:20:22,178 where appearances can deceive. 515 00:20:22,246 --> 00:20:24,093 Though hopefully the consequences aren't as bad 516 00:20:24,161 --> 00:20:26,178 as they are for the deer and the duck. 517 00:20:26,246 --> 00:20:28,585 A tall blonde might be great at chess, right? 518 00:20:28,636 --> 00:20:31,212 The gruff head of security might be extra hard on you 519 00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:33,195 because he actually cares about you. 520 00:20:33,246 --> 00:20:35,432 And a sweet kid might want a rocket ship 521 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,449 not so he can fly to the stars 522 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:40,585 but so he can feel grounded right here on planet Earth. 523 00:20:40,636 --> 00:20:43,500 Of course, some things are exactly as they appear, 524 00:20:43,551 --> 00:20:47,076 no matter how hard it is to believe. 525 00:20:47,585 --> 00:20:51,076 Like our 30% off sale on all our camouflage! 526 00:20:51,110 --> 00:20:53,009 Now you see it, now you don't. 527 00:20:53,076 --> 00:20:55,009 Baxter out. 528 00:21:00,246 --> 00:21:01,585 Look, I realize that this is a lot 529 00:21:01,619 --> 00:21:03,365 of information to take in all at once, 530 00:21:03,415 --> 00:21:06,009 so don't be embarrassed if you have any questions. 531 00:21:06,076 --> 00:21:07,636 A-And don't be intimidated 532 00:21:07,687 --> 00:21:11,500 by my excellence and long history as a chess player. 533 00:21:11,551 --> 00:21:14,161 I mean, what I really enjoy most is teaching, 534 00:21:14,195 --> 00:21:15,585 so, you know, take advantage of that 535 00:21:15,619 --> 00:21:19,263 and soak up all the knowledge you can from me. 536 00:21:19,331 --> 00:21:22,297 So, what do you think? Should we, uh, try a game? 537 00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:24,076 [sighs] Well, it's certainly 538 00:21:24,127 --> 00:21:26,534 more complex than checkers, but... 539 00:21:26,585 --> 00:21:29,415 there's nothing I like better than, you know, 540 00:21:29,449 --> 00:21:31,737 learning from an expert. 541 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:34,432 -So I say let's play. -Okay. 542 00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,297 Captioning sponsored by 20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION 543 00:21:36,348 --> 00:21:37,992 and TOYOTA. 544 00:21:38,042 --> 00:21:39,415 [chicken clucks] 545 00:21:39,449 --> 00:21:41,839 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 546 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:46,042 Don't miss the final season of Last Man Standing. 547 00:21:46,092 --> 00:21:50,642 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0